You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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