There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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