we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.