I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...