i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.