saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.