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Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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