Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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