Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I feel like a drive thru vagina
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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