im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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