After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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