office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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