Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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