Well apparently he's into motor boating.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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