Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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