sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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