grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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