Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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