You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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