guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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