Porn is love you can see.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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