What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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