the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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