96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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