apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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