how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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