There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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