brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
either way he was missing a nipple.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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