I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I lost the right to judge tonight
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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