you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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