Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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