The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
