i permit you to call me
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.