Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(458): View more from Oregon

So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...

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(518): View more from New York

He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.

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(706): View more from Georgia

My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday

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(407): View more from Florida

I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.

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(+61): View more from Australia

We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations

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(226): View more from Ontario

I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning

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(816): View more from Missouri

I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.

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