ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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