And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
There are leaves in my underwear?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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