Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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