The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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