i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just had sex on a roof
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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