With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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