is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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