I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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