Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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