I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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