I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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