In the future we'll all be gay
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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