that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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