Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We were destined to go to rehab together
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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