We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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