Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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