did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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