Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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