im about as happy as oj after his trial
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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