I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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