we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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