David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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