so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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